As you may have heard courtesy of our dear friends at 102.1. FM The Edge, the Yonge Eglinton Laser Eye and Cosmetic Centre in Toronto, Ontario is currently offering an exciting promotion: you can buy 6 laser hair removal sessions on a small area - normally something that costs up to $894 - for a mere $99! That's an 89% discount!
All you have to do is follow this link to 102.1. FM The Edge's GoStop site and shop away. But you can't dither about this, because as of this writing you only have a slender four days, eight hours, fifty-three minutes, and twenty-three seconds before the Great Doors of Opportunity slam thunderously in your face, forever denying you the opportunity for at least a small portion of you to beconsiderably less hairy (until the next promotion we offer).